Top ten groups of Christians I tend to avoid.

Hey, I admit it, some people really bug me. I bet you have people who bug you too. You know the type I mean? They are the people you see in the grocery store that send you into spy mode stealthily trying to keep from being spotted. It’s the people you see coming at you in the hall that make you turn and look busy or go into the cellphone rescue mode where you pretend to be on a call.

With that said, I now present you with my top ten list of Christians I tend to avoid.

10 – Perpetual moaners and complainers. Something’s always wrong and they are more than willing to go on and on and on about how bad life is.  The ones that drain me are those who love to be in the center of crisis and drama. Um, all things work together for good? (Romans 8:28)

9 – Legalists. Their checklists scare me because I’m pretty sure that it will only be a matter of time until I don’t measure up. I guess the good thing is that most of them gave up my blog pretty quickly. I frustrate them.

8 – Scaredy cats. Harry Potter is out to get them, Twilight is the end of the world and satan is winning. Heck, the devil is even into Pokeman. These seperatists have a giant list of things that they flee. They expect me to flee them just as hard. God has not given us a spirit of fear, right?

7 –  The prayer gossipers. They’re always pointing out what’s wrong with others with a tastey morsel to share. “Hey, pray for Marge and Jim. That’s all I can say. Just pray for them.” Marge and Jim might be trying to decide what color to paint the kitchen but we all leave the meeting thinking they are on the brink of divorce, have been unfaithful or are facing terminal cancer.

6 – Political campaigners. Regardless of the decisions of leadership or the majority vote of the congregation, depending on the style of church government, campaigners work tirelessly to get people to join them in their agenda. They organize meetings, send out emails and pull people aside in every corner of the church. Sometimes, like Barnabas, you just have to head out and find where the Lord wants you.

5 – Perfection Posers. The last place they will ever admit a struggle is in the church. Everything is always great when they walk through the front doors. Their biggest prayer needs are things like, “Pray that I will have the energy to keep ministering to others so effectively.” It’s like the guy in the job interview who says his biggest weakness is in being such a hard-working perfectionist. Confess your faults to one another? Unh uh…

4 – One-uppers. Whatever I have done, they’ve always done something better. Have you seen Penelope on SNL? Humility? Nah.

3 – Name droppers. Does anyone really care who they know? Do they really have to send out Twitter updates about every appointment? Lift up the name of Jesus. By the way, did I mention that Rick Warren is one of my Twitter followers and that I’m going to chat it up with Francis Chan in April? Um, so what?

2 – Super spooks. This is a tough one to describe. These guys say they are “Spirit-filled,” seeking “Spirit-filled” friends, in “Spirit-filled” churches where they are encouraged to live a “Spirit-filled” life. It’s the tone that says, “Hey, let’s just admit that I’m a bit higher on the spiritual plane than you are.” They are so Holy Ghost focused that they seem to forget about Jesus and what He calls us to do. I want to continuously be filled with the Spirit but I don’t want to flaunt it.

1 – Theology buffs. Sipping their Starbucks Mocha Gagga Latte, they love discussing Pelagianism, eschatology, ecclesiology, theophany, Calvinism and armenianism and a littany of terms making me almost wish I memorized that giant glossary of terms I bought for my systematic theology classes in seminary.  Have you ever noticed how Jesus used common, everyday language? I love talking about the mysteries of God but I always want t0 work hard to lose the jargon.

After saying all that, I know I’m number one on the top of the list for a whole bunch of people. I guess that’s why we are told to “put on love” like a sweater and bear with one another in love. We all annoy each other in one way or another.

Col. 3:13 “Be even-tempered, content with second place, quick to forgive an offense. Forgive as quickly and completely as the Master forgave you.”

I gotta throw my top ten list away.


About Scott Linscott

Living life to the fullest, walking in the dust of my Rabbi, creating art through photography and written word, speaking words of hope wherever and whenever the opportunity arises.
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3 Responses to Top ten groups of Christians I tend to avoid.

  1. Haha … hmmm … Let’s see how many, Bonnie … I’m going with 12! That’s why I am going to avoid you. Heck, I won’t even answer this post. Doh! Too late … I already did. (wink)

  2. Bonnie says:

    So, Scott, how many of those categories do *I* fit into? LOL
    Thanks for not running too quickly from me.

  3. Len says:

    Good thoughts Scott.

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